Tag! I'm It!

Four Things I Know

1. I know how to follow the lead of a Hungarian male (see picture of Sanyi and I) in a rudimentary couples' dance.

2. I know how to play poker and win big, mostly when playing against ex-boyfriends.

3. I know how to speak French.

4. I know that Virginia is the best place on earth.

Four Things I Used to Know

1. Like Uri!, I used to know how to solve differential equations in calculus. And just to get him back re: the making fun of non-Americans, I'm gonna have to say that the calculus I did in high school was probably equivalent to what a senior in college studies in the states.

2. I used to know something about the country I'm getting married in, Malta.....I remember writing that word a lot in high school papers.

3. I used to know how to do a flip on a trampoline. Now I think I would break my back.

4. I used to know how to dance and look cool at clubs. I even got kudos from a former member of the Canadian Brass. Then again, he's a former member of the Canadian Brass, so maybe I wasn't that cool.

Four Things I Want to Know

1. I want to know how to speak Italian, Spanish, and Portuguese. Italian, so I don't feel like an idiot for the next 3.5 years, Spanish, so I can become a better American, and Portuguese, cause it's so beautiful.

2. I want to know how to drive stick. Get yo' minds out of the gutter, I mean a stick shift in a car. I'm already a pro at the other kind. Heh heh.

3. I want to know how to win an audition with a high-paying orchestra.

4. I want to know how to get my tight, hot body back after I have kids. Hopefully I have a few years to figure that one out. No kids in the immediate plans.

Four Things I Don't Know and Don't Care About

1. I don't know how to become a contender in a female body-building contest.

2. I don't know who the coach of any hockey team is.

3. I don't know the names of the members of "Nickelback." In fact, I'm not even sure if that's the correct spelling.

4. I don't know how to play the saxophone.